I’ve been telling my mom she needs to get a life. Finally she listened. We went to the picnic of my mom’s alumni group. See, my mom went to a college called Barnard in New York. Barnard is part of Columbia so my mom gets to go to Columbia’s alumni activities.
This one was good because I got to go too. Here’s a picture of my mom and me with a bunch of other alums. My mom’s t-shirt says, “Friend Request Denied.” She wears it to social events, figuring people might ask her about her life on the Internet.
Notice how I hold center stage?