{"id":994,"date":"2009-09-09T11:07:04","date_gmt":"2009-09-09T19:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=994"},"modified":"2010-03-28T10:16:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-28T18:16:00","slug":"something-to-look-forward-tonot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/something-to-look-forward-tonot\/","title":{"rendered":"Something To Look Forward To&#8230;Not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mom was on the phone with the vet yesterday. I could tell because I heard my name and as a dog, I  get these intuitive flashes about what&#8217;s really going on. And it&#8217;s not good news. Next week I am supposed to go get my teeth cleaned. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If your teeth go bad you could get a kidney infection or worse,&#8221; my mom said, frowning at me. &#8220;And Malari thinks you&#8217;ll need anesthesia. And maybe blood tests.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Anesthesia? No problem. That&#8217;s like a big nap, right? But then my mom said, &#8220;So Gracie can&#8217;t eat or drink after 10 PM? No water? No food?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Uh oh. Now I&#8217;m paying attention.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, I will have to put her in her crate the night before so she won&#8217;t have a chance to get into the cat food. I&#8217;ll clean up all the crumbs.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh no. My tummy will be making growling noises. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And Gracie&#8217;s dog sitter will come pick her up.&#8221; Now finally we get some good news. I adore my Aunt Sara. I&#8217;ll have to miss my trip to Magnuson but at least I&#8217;ll get to say hello.  &#8220;Gracie won&#8217;t be in shape to go on the bus and some of those cab drivers are a little snippy about dogs,&#8221; my mom said. &#8220;And she&#8217;ll feel better in a familiar car.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll feel a LOT better when it&#8217;s all over and I am back home in front of my bowl of crunchies. I should be grateful I have an owner who gives me vet care but somehow&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mom was on the phone with the vet yesterday. I could tell because I heard my name and as a dog, I get these intuitive flashes about what&#8217;s really going on. And it&#8217;s not good news. Next week I am supposed to go get my teeth cleaned. &#8220;If your teeth go bad you could get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/something-to-look-forward-tonot\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Something To Look Forward To&#8230;Not<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,81],"tags":[110],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/994"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=994"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1719,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/994\/revisions\/1719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}