{"id":950,"date":"2009-08-16T09:52:44","date_gmt":"2009-08-16T17:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=950"},"modified":"2009-08-30T20:53:52","modified_gmt":"2009-08-31T04:53:52","slug":"dog-and-owner-on-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/dog-and-owner-on-beach\/","title":{"rendered":"Dog and owner on beach"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"ending picnic \" src=\"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/images-2\/cathyandscott2.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"406\" \/>My mom wanted a picture with the water. So as we were leaving, she got Jake to take a picture of her with Scott, the club president. Scott looks happy because he&#8217;s getting married in a couple of weeks. My mom looks a little uptight because she&#8217;s within a mile of a camera. Even though she wanted this picture, she told me, &#8220;I belong in the Guinness Book of World Records for Least Photogenic Person on the Planet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what she&#8217;s talking about. Guinness? Records? Planet? But I do know she was never born to be a model.<\/p>\n<p>I, on the other hand&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom wanted a picture with the water. So as we were leaving, she got Jake to take a picture of her with Scott, the club president. Scott looks happy because he&#8217;s getting married in a couple of weeks. My mom looks a little uptight because she&#8217;s within a mile of a camera. Even though &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/dog-and-owner-on-beach\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dog and owner on beach<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[110],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=950"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":965,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions\/965"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}