{"id":946,"date":"2009-08-15T21:49:22","date_gmt":"2009-08-16T05:49:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=946"},"modified":"2009-08-30T20:52:35","modified_gmt":"2009-08-31T04:52:35","slug":"mom-and-i-go-to-a-picnic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/mom-and-i-go-to-a-picnic\/","title":{"rendered":"Mom and I go to a picnic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"dog and owner at CU alum picnic\" src=\"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/images-2\/picnicgroup3.gif\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"6\" vspace=\"6\" width=\"259\" height=\"203\" \/>I&#8217;ve been telling my mom she needs to get a life. Finally she listened. We went to the picnic of my mom&#8217;s alumni group. See, my mom went to a college called Barnard in New York. Barnard is part of Columbia so my mom gets to go to Columbia&#8217;s alumni activities.<\/p>\n<p>This one was good because I got to go too. Here&#8217;s a picture of my mom and me with a bunch of other alums. My mom&#8217;s t-shirt says, &#8220;Friend Request Denied.&#8221; She wears it to social events, figuring people might ask her about her life on the Internet.<\/p>\n<p>Notice how I hold center stage?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been telling my mom she needs to get a life. Finally she listened. We went to the picnic of my mom&#8217;s alumni group. See, my mom went to a college called Barnard in New York. Barnard is part of Columbia so my mom gets to go to Columbia&#8217;s alumni activities. This one was good &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/mom-and-i-go-to-a-picnic\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mom and I go to a picnic<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/946"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=946"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/946\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":964,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/946\/revisions\/964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}