{"id":83,"date":"2008-06-03T22:48:11","date_gmt":"2008-06-03T22:48:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/mom-slows-down\/"},"modified":"2008-06-03T22:48:11","modified_gmt":"2008-06-03T22:48:11","slug":"mom-slows-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/mom-slows-down\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Mom slows down&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mom Cathy tends to ignore most physical symptoms with, &#8220;It&#8217;ll just go away if we wait.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She says she gets her philosophy from the time she actually visited doctors who were prejudiced against women, especially single women. Eventually she stopped going to doctors because, she says, &#8220;I don&#8217;t have to pay big bucks to hear, &#8216;It&#8217;s all in your mind.&#8217; &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Of course she drags me to the vet if I sneeze twice in a row, but that&#8217;s another story.<\/p>\n<p>But Cathy finally admitted her running shoes were creating a blister. She switched shoes so the yucky red area would be exposed to air and heal, a trick she learned when I got nicked at the dog park last year.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/images-2\/smallsneakers.gif\" alt=\"sneakers\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" \/>Does anyone remember the episode on Seinfeld where Kramer goes to a dog doctor for a cough? My mom didn&#8217;t laugh. She thought it was a great idea.<\/p>\n<p>Cathy dug out her only other pair of wearable shoes: her 10-year-old Birkenstocks. Not quite as comfy as her running shoes so we&#8217;re walking less.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday we bussed to the dog park and I had to run around whether I wanted to or not.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We can&#8217;t go on a long walk,&#8221; my mom said, &#8220;or I&#8217;ll get new blisters from the Birkies. So you&#8217;d better run around now.&#8221; She herself went to an exercise class where she got to go barefoot.<\/p>\n<p>Someone once told my mom, &#8220;A tired dog is a good dog.&#8221; That&#8217;s one saying she never forgot.<\/p>\n<p>What happened to, &#8220;Dogs need treats every day?&#8221; I like that rule.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom Cathy tends to ignore most physical symptoms with, &#8220;It&#8217;ll just go away if we wait.&#8221; She says she gets her philosophy from the time she actually visited doctors who were prejudiced against women, especially single women. Eventually she stopped going to doctors because, she says, &#8220;I don&#8217;t have to pay big bucks to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/mom-slows-down\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Mom slows down&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,48,60],"tags":[115,126,78],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}