My mom has considered setting me up with a Twitter account, but she wisely decided she’s got too much going on already. It’s all we can do to keep this blog going.<\/p>\n
But if I were on Twitter, here’s what I might say<\/p>\n
Tummy upset again. Mom had to take me out 3 times last night. Mom is not amused.<\/p>\n
Heard Mom say on phone, “Anyone want a used dog with a sensitive tummy? She’s all yours.” Hope she’s joking.<\/p>\n
@Summer in the Downtown Dog Lounge: In case my mom isn’t joking, I’ll go home with you anytime.<\/p>\n
Creampuff just chased Ophelia<\/a> into her hiding place. Ophelia yowled. Mom covered her ears muttering, “Hope the neighbors don’t hear.”<\/p>\n @Cathy my owner: How come you aren’t offering the world a well-worn cat? Ophelia could be homeless.<\/p>\n Off to bed after sleepless night with upset tummy. Dogs are lucky. No clients, no bosses, no jobs. Just naps.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" My mom has considered setting me up with a Twitter account, but she wisely decided she’s got too much going on already. It’s all we can do to keep this blog going. But if I were on Twitter, here’s what I might say Tummy upset again. Mom had to take me out 3 times last … Continue reading Dog gets on Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[110],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=749"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":772,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749\/revisions\/772"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}