{"id":694,"date":"2009-05-26T10:05:09","date_gmt":"2009-05-26T18:05:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=694"},"modified":"2009-05-26T10:05:09","modified_gmt":"2009-05-26T18:05:09","slug":"another-shaggy-dog-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/another-shaggy-dog-book\/","title":{"rendered":"Another shaggy dog book"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is what happens when you get adopted by an owner who reads books and haunts the library. You&#8217;re curled up on the couch, trying to get some serious shut-eye, when your mom decides to share what she&#8217;s reading. <\/p>\n<p>So she reaches over and gives me a gentle pat on the back. I half-open my eyes to let her know I&#8217;m trying to be polite. We Canine Urban Princesses (CUPPIEs) never forget who we are. But really, mom, I&#8217;m trying to sleep here.  After all, I&#8217;m not allowed to disturb my mom&#8217;s slumbers. Let&#8217;s be fair.<\/p>\n<p>Today she was sharing a book she  borrowed from the library, Rescuing Sprite. Author Mark R. Levin is an attorney who&#8217;s somehow involved in politics. (My mom isn&#8217;t overly into politics, as you probably guessed.) He wrote a totally sappy, emotional book about adopting an elderly dog named Sprite. His other dog was Pepsi. Yep. Pepsi and Sprite.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, those people didn&#8217;t get to enjoy Sprite very long. He was old when they adopted him and he started failing about a year after they took him in. They were dedicated, caring owners and that dog spent a lot of time and money at the vet. <\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Mark Levin has problems with his own heart. He needs to work out and eat better, my mom said critically, looking at his photos.  <\/p>\n<p>My mom thought the author spent way too much time dealing with grief. Sure, losing a dog or cat is hard. (I know. I had to be there for Mom when Tiger left and when Ophelia got sick, even though I personally think of most cats as easily disposable).  But Cathy says, &#8220;We all have to go when it&#8217;s our time. As a human, I&#8217;m more afraid of being trapped in a miserable nursing home with doctors forcing painful, useless treatment on me. I hope I can exit the earth as peacefully as Tiger did.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thank goodness Mark Levin&#8217;s family insisted they get another dog right away. My mom doesn&#8217;t believe in waiting, either.  Too many animals need homes, she says.<\/p>\n<p>True. When I go, I want Mom to adopt another dog right away. Then she&#8217;ll look back on me the way she remembers Keesha: perfect. She&#8217;ll forget all those late-night walks when my tummy does the tango. She&#8217;ll forget how I pull on her leash and chew everything that isn&#8217;t nailed down.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;ll focus on the new dog&#8217;s faults for a change.<\/p>\n<p>Of course there are exceptions. Did she have to rush out and get Ophelia? Couldn&#8217;t we wait for a cat that was..well, more like a dog? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is what happens when you get adopted by an owner who reads books and haunts the library. You&#8217;re curled up on the couch, trying to get some serious shut-eye, when your mom decides to share what she&#8217;s reading. So she reaches over and gives me a gentle pat on the back. I half-open my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/another-shaggy-dog-book\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Another shaggy dog book<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=694"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":697,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694\/revisions\/697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}