{"id":664,"date":"2009-05-20T11:12:18","date_gmt":"2009-05-20T19:12:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=664"},"modified":"2009-05-25T08:30:37","modified_gmt":"2009-05-25T16:30:37","slug":"dog-to-mom-time-to-go-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/dog-to-mom-time-to-go-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Dog to mom: Time to go home!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/\/midlifedog.com\/images-2\/leavingdogpark.gif\" title=\"dog park exit Seattle\" class=\"alignright\" width=\"250\" height=\"270\"  hspace=\"12'\" vspace=14\"\/>Hey, I&#8217;m just a dog. I get tired. We walked 20 minutes to get here. I played, didn&#8217;t I? Now I&#8217;m ready to go home.<\/p>\n<p>When it&#8217;s time to leave, I go straight to the gate. I like this gate because it&#8217;s near a bus stop and there&#8217;s always some action. If my mom doesn&#8217;t move fast enough, I might even scarf some food. Once I got a whole cheeseburger. Just what a dog needs to eat. My mom pulled it out of my mouth.<\/p>\n<p>Today we have slim pickings and a very alert mom. We&#8217;re outta here. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=664"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":692,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664\/revisions\/692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}