{"id":608,"date":"2009-05-05T21:32:21","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T05:32:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=608"},"modified":"2009-05-10T07:01:16","modified_gmt":"2009-05-10T15:01:16","slug":"theyre-ganging-up-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/theyre-ganging-up-on-me\/","title":{"rendered":"They&#8217;re ganging up on me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even my wonderful Aunt Sara has taken up the cause. When she came to take me for my walk today, she said, &#8220;You know, Cathy, I&#8217;ve been noticing something with Gracie&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My beautiful coat? My shiny eyes? Impeccable manners?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Gracie,&#8221; continued Aunt Sara, &#8220;is getting a little chunky around the middle.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; my mom said ruefully. &#8220;The vet said the same thing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All those treats!&#8221; Aunt Sara sad.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hmm&#8230;I bet the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.downtowndoglounge.com\">Downtown Dog Lounge<\/a> gives you lots of treats,&#8221; my mom said, giving me The Look.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not saying a word.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe Gracie&#8217;s getting older,&#8221; my mom said. &#8220;She&#8217;ll be seven soon.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>True. I am a midlife, mid-career dog.<\/p>\n<p>And I want to enjoy my life and my treats in peace. Just because my mom doesn&#8217;t eat ice cream anymore (her fave was Haaen-Dasz jamocha almond fudge), why should I watch <em>my <\/em>diet? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even my wonderful Aunt Sara has taken up the cause. When she came to take me for my walk today, she said, &#8220;You know, Cathy, I&#8217;ve been noticing something with Gracie&#8230;&#8221; My beautiful coat? My shiny eyes? Impeccable manners? &#8220;Gracie,&#8221; continued Aunt Sara, &#8220;is getting a little chunky around the middle.&#8221; &#8220;Yeah,&#8221; my mom said &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/theyre-ganging-up-on-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">They&#8217;re ganging up on me&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,48],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":636,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions\/636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}