{"id":57,"date":"2008-04-14T00:24:43","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T00:24:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/urban-dog-gets-bath-pedicure\/"},"modified":"2008-04-29T15:59:55","modified_gmt":"2008-04-29T15:59:55","slug":"urban-dog-gets-bath-pedicure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/urban-dog-gets-bath-pedicure\/","title":{"rendered":"Urban Dog Gets Bath, Pedicure"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yesterday Cathy dropped me off at the Dog Lounge for a bath. \"downtown<\/p>\n

Thank goodness…I was beginning to feel itchy.<\/p>\n

Don’t tell anyone but I go to the groomer more than she goes to the hairdresser. “More bang for the buck,” my mom says. “Gracie looks gorgeous after her grooming session. I look…marginally improved.”<\/p>\n

I’m not saying a word and if I were you, I wouldn’t either.<\/p>\n

Here I am right after my bath with Terri, the trainer who’s trying to teach me some manners. When she says “No,” I listen. If she weren’t so nice…<\/p>\n

\"dog<\/p>\n

And here’s Summer, who gave me my wonderful bath, trying to figure out what to charge Cathy. I should get a discount because I’m such a good advertisement for the place.<\/p>\n

I suspect the staff thinks Cathy should pay a surcharge. When she picks me up, she asks a dozen times, “How was Gracie? Was she a good dog? Everything okay? Did she get to exercise? Will she be good and tired when we get home?”<\/p>\n

My mom needs to get a life. But at least she makes sure I have a good one.<\/p>\n

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Yesterday Cathy dropped me off at the Dog Lounge for a bath. Thank goodness…I was beginning to feel itchy. Don’t tell anyone but I go to the groomer more than she goes to the hairdresser. “More bang for the buck,” my mom says. “Gracie looks gorgeous after her grooming session. I look…marginally improved.” I’m not … Continue reading Urban Dog Gets Bath, Pedicure<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,27,13],"tags":[5,245,94,93,241,95,65],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}