{"id":549,"date":"2009-04-24T09:29:57","date_gmt":"2009-04-24T17:29:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=549"},"modified":"2009-04-24T09:29:57","modified_gmt":"2009-04-24T17:29:57","slug":"can-we-trade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/can-we-trade\/","title":{"rendered":"Can we trade&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone want a slightly used cat? Make that well-used cat with a lot of issues?<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Cat hiding in the blankets\" src=\"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/images-2\/ophelia-blankets.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"222\" hspace=\"15\" vspace=\"15\" \/><\/p>\n<p>My mom just showed me a gorgeous Himalayan cat on\u00a0 the Twitter site of @KarenBrunet. Lots of great cats out there. Maybe we can trade Ophelia in and get a cat that&#8217;s more productive. Ophelia&#8217;s specialty is hiding in her cave and fussing about food. Here she&#8217;s hiding in the blankets of our bed.<\/p>\n<p>Nice try, my mom said. She thinks Ophelia is (pardon the expression) the cat&#8217;s meow. &#8220;What a great cat!&#8221; she tells Ophelia every day. &#8220;I&#8217;m so glad I got to adopt you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So maybe I can get a Twitter account and start sharing my views?<\/p>\n<p>No way. My mom is very strict about that.\u00a0 &#8220;You have your blog,&#8221; she says. &#8220;That&#8217;s enough for a dog.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s not in a mood for discussion. &#8220;I just met someone who leaves their dog alone for ten hours with just toys,&#8221; she said,&#8221; giving me The Look. &#8220;You&#8217;re rarely left alone. I&#8217;m here all day. You go out witih your Aunt Sara and your Big Sister Summer. Maybe every few days you&#8217;re alone for four or five hours. And you&#8217;re usually too tired to notice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>True. I guess I&#8217;m a lucky dog, as they say. Things could be worse. I could be left alone for ten hours..or left alone with Ophelia.<\/p>\n<p>Too horrifying to contemplate. Time for the mid-morning nap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone want a slightly used cat? Make that well-used cat with a lot of issues? My mom just showed me a gorgeous Himalayan cat on\u00a0 the Twitter site of @KarenBrunet. Lots of great cats out there. Maybe we can trade Ophelia in and get a cat that&#8217;s more productive. Ophelia&#8217;s specialty is hiding in her &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/can-we-trade\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Can we trade&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=549"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":555,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions\/555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}