{"id":535,"date":"2009-04-22T17:03:49","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T01:03:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=535"},"modified":"2009-04-24T09:31:27","modified_gmt":"2009-04-24T17:31:27","slug":"dog-proclaims-not-guilty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/dog-proclaims-not-guilty\/","title":{"rendered":"Dog proclaims, &#8220;Not guilty!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mom took a picture of me where she claims I&#8217;m looking guilty. Fortunately the camera cable is gone so she can&#8217;t publish it anywhere. See the previous post.<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"dog chewing looking guilty\" src=\"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/images-2\/dogchews.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"245\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I am an innocent, misunderstood dog. My mom takes too many pictures, especially featuring me in compromising positions. She needs to get a life.<\/p>\n<p>My Uncle Lance has the right idea. He won&#8217;t allow her to take his picture. He won&#8217;t even let us use his real name. I don&#8217;t always want to be seen in public with my mom either, especially since she keeps forgetting to call for a hair appointment.\u00a0 Now she is wait-listed for another month.<\/p>\n<p>So I am not guilty of destroying property by chewing. I am actually helping my mom by protecting her from her own devices.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mom took a picture of me where she claims I&#8217;m looking guilty. Fortunately the camera cable is gone so she can&#8217;t publish it anywhere. See the previous post. I am an innocent, misunderstood dog. My mom takes too many pictures, especially featuring me in compromising positions. She needs to get a life. My Uncle Lance &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/dog-proclaims-not-guilty\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dog proclaims, &#8220;Not guilty!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,21],"tags":[110],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":556,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions\/556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}