{"id":37,"date":"2007-09-09T16:53:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-09T16:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/uncategorized\/we-show-off-seattle\/"},"modified":"2008-07-11T18:04:03","modified_gmt":"2008-07-11T18:04:03","slug":"we-show-off-seattle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/tourists\/we-show-off-seattle\/","title":{"rendered":"We Show Off Seattle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Arf! Gracie here.<\/p>\n<p>So Mom and I are walking around Upper Queen Anne(as opposed to Lower Queen Anne, where we live). We&#8217;re walking through\u00a0 Kerry Park, which has one of the best views of the skyline<br \/>\nand Sound in all Seattle.<\/p>\n<p>A professional guide is sharing the skyline with a limo full of eager tourists. I&#8217;m more interested in getting a drink of water. Just as I take a sip, the guide says, &#8220;Seattle is a city of dogs. In  many of our parks you&#8217;ll see a water fountain, and just underneath you&#8217;ll see a bowl of water.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My mom pipes up, &#8220;And here&#8217;s an example.&#8221; She points to me.<\/p>\n<p>My mom can be such a ham. (Did you know she&#8217;s thinking of auditioning for some stand-up comedy? As if she didn&#8217;t embarrass me already.)<\/p>\n<p>She goes on to tell everyone about how she rescued me\u00a0 through a group in Bellingham, Washington. She uses the 4-letter &#8220;M&#8221; word but she explains that I&#8217;m really a princess (actually, she says, &#8220;Gracie thinks she&#8217;s a princess&#8221; but who should know better than me?).<\/p>\n<p>The guide says, &#8220;Yes indeed.&#8221; He looks to be in his sixties or even older and very experienced. &#8220;Can she have a treat?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If she sits,&#8221; my mom says firmly.<\/p>\n<p>We go into our act. I know the drill.<\/p>\n<p>I graciously accept the treat. The crowd goes, &#8220;Awwww&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As we stroll down the hill, my mom says, &#8220;You know, Gracie, that guide was really smart. He created a great moment for the crowd and signaled to us that we need to move on. We should have hung around and listened to his spiel about the skyline.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nope. That treat really hit the spot after a long walk on warm day. I&#8217;ll hit the cushion as soon as we get home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arf! Gracie here. So Mom and I are walking around Upper Queen Anne(as opposed to Lower Queen Anne, where we live). We&#8217;re walking through\u00a0 Kerry Park, which has one of the best views of the skyline and Sound in all Seattle. A professional guide is sharing the skyline with a limo full of eager tourists. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/tourists\/we-show-off-seattle\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">We Show Off Seattle<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[38],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}