{"id":362,"date":"2009-03-12T22:12:58","date_gmt":"2009-03-13T06:12:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=362"},"modified":"2009-03-12T22:12:58","modified_gmt":"2009-03-13T06:12:58","slug":"a-beautiful-day-for-a-walk-or-a-nap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/a-beautiful-day-for-a-walk-or-a-nap\/","title":{"rendered":"A beautiful day for a walk (or a nap)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today the weather was fantastic &#8211; especially for Seattle. Sun and perfect blue sky,<\/p>\n<p>Right after her teleseminar, my mom announced, &#8220;We are going for a walk!&#8221; At first I was thrilled. When Mom holds a teleclass, I have to hang out in my crate. I was ready to move.<\/p>\n<p>But then Mom said, &#8220;Let&#8217;s walk to the top of Queen Anne Hill! I&#8217;ll drop some books off in the library and then we will turn around and come home.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh no.\u00a0 What&#8217;s wrong with a nice bus? These hills are so steep they&#8217;ve got stairways.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ll accomplish three things,&#8221; my mom said. &#8220;I&#8217;ll get exercise. You&#8217;ll get a walk. And I will drop off some library books in the Queen Anne branch, so I&#8217;ll have less to carry later.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>True. I&#8217;m not allowed in the Queen Anne library so Mom&#8217;s not tempted to check out even more books.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And the stairs are so good for us! Good for our glutes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Earth to mom. Dogs don&#8217;t have gluteus maximi. We have legs and &#8230; I don&#8217;t know. Dogs don&#8217;t learn anatomy.<\/p>\n<p>That afternoon I took a nice long nap in the sun. My mom said, &#8220;I wish I could join you. I&#8217;d love to curl up on the rug, in a patch of sunlight, and just sleep.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Good thing she didn&#8217;t. Somebody has to work around here to keep everybody&#8217;s bowl filled with crunchies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today the weather was fantastic &#8211; especially for Seattle. Sun and perfect blue sky, Right after her teleseminar, my mom announced, &#8220;We are going for a walk!&#8221; At first I was thrilled. When Mom holds a teleclass, I have to hang out in my crate. I was ready to move. But then Mom said, &#8220;Let&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/a-beautiful-day-for-a-walk-or-a-nap\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A beautiful day for a walk (or a nap)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=362"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":363,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions\/363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}