{"id":2569,"date":"2012-10-30T05:14:46","date_gmt":"2012-10-30T13:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=2569"},"modified":"2012-10-30T07:03:11","modified_gmt":"2012-10-30T15:03:11","slug":"resident-cat-has-privileges","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/dogs-and-cats\/resident-cat-has-privileges\/","title":{"rendered":"Resident cat has privileges"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Creampuff, our ditziest housemate, has established her favorite spot on the printer, right next to my mom&#8217;s computer. My mom loves the printer, especially because she got it as a review product through the Vine program. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/cat-on-printer.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/cat-on-printer.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"cat-on-printer\" width=\"325\" height=\"178\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-2570\" srcset=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/cat-on-printer.gif 325w, https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/cat-on-printer-300x164.gif 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><\/a>Creampuff has taken over this spot. &#8220;Let that upstart Pumpkin and the household dog have the couch,&#8221; she says, giving us The Look. &#8220;Besides,&#8221; she adds, &#8220;I get to look out the window without moving.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Even Creampuff is too tactful to acknowledge that Pumpkin won&#8217;t fit on the printer. Pumpkin is as round as her name and, alas, growing rounder under my mon&#8217;s benevolent policy towards felines. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tiger lived to be 20,&#8221; my mom says. &#8220;I had 15 years of veterinary warnings. No more!&#8221;  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Creampuff, our ditziest housemate, has established her favorite spot on the printer, right next to my mom&#8217;s computer. My mom loves the printer, especially because she got it as a review product through the Vine program. Creampuff has taken over this spot. &#8220;Let that upstart Pumpkin and the household dog have the couch,&#8221; she says, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/dogs-and-cats\/resident-cat-has-privileges\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Resident cat has privileges<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[84],"tags":[101],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2569"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2581,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569\/revisions\/2581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}