{"id":2431,"date":"2012-06-13T07:49:13","date_gmt":"2012-06-13T15:49:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=2431"},"modified":"2012-06-13T07:49:13","modified_gmt":"2012-06-13T15:49:13","slug":"its-a-tough-life-for-a-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/its-a-tough-life-for-a-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s a tough life for a dog …"},"content":{"rendered":"

My mom paid UPS to ship this bed to Philadelphia from Seattle. She knows I like this bed (doesn’t it look all fuzzy and warm) and she figured I’d feel at home with my own furniture.<\/p>\n

So … do I get to sleep in it? Hah. Our ditziest housemate, Creampuff the Cat, has done a total takeover. She loves this bed. It’s way too big for her but do I dare make a move to displace her? I’d get my rather long nose scratched off.<\/p>\n

It’s tough around here when all the pets think they’re royalty.<\/p>\n

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My mom paid UPS to ship this bed to Philadelphia from Seattle. She knows I like this bed (doesn’t it look all fuzzy and warm) and she figured I’d feel at home with my own furniture. So … do I get to sleep in it? Hah. Our ditziest housemate, Creampuff the Cat, has done a … Continue reading It’s a tough life for a dog …<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2431"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2431"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2434,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2431\/revisions\/2434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}