{"id":2241,"date":"2011-02-01T14:54:43","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T22:54:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=2241"},"modified":"2011-02-01T14:54:43","modified_gmt":"2011-02-01T22:54:43","slug":"keeping-the-mom-on-her-diet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/dog-owner\/keeping-the-mom-on-her-diet\/","title":{"rendered":"Keeping the mom on her diet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since we moved to Belltown, we live near lots of good restaurants. My mom complains, &#8220;Every time I go out, I have to walk past one of the best bakeries in Seattle.&#8221; Today she bought a loaf of good healthy vegan bread and proceeded to make some toast. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Soup and toast for lunch,&#8221; she said.<\/p>\n<p>Being a dog, i don&#8217;t do lunch. I&#8217;m lucky to get breakfast and dinner. The sainted Keesha, my mom&#8217;s first dog, just got dinner, once a day. Period. And she slept on the floor, too. <\/p>\n<p>So when Aunt Sara came to take me for my walk, I dashed back and grabbed a piece of my mom&#8217;s toast for me. Mmm&#8230;. delicious! <\/p>\n<p>I got about two bites before my mom realized what I was doing. I didn&#8217;t even get to finish. Is that fair?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Gracie is a high maintenance dog,&#8221; my mom sighed, as Aunt Sara finally got me leashed up and ready to go. <\/p>\n<p>Well, as a royal canine princess I deserve some extra maintenance. Besides, my mom needs to stay on her diet. It&#8217;s my job to help. I know, it&#8217;s a tough sacrifice, but someone&#8217;s got to do it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since we moved to Belltown, we live near lots of good restaurants. My mom complains, &#8220;Every time I go out, I have to walk past one of the best bakeries in Seattle.&#8221; Today she bought a loaf of good healthy vegan bread and proceeded to make some toast. &#8220;Soup and toast for lunch,&#8221; she said. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/dog-owner\/keeping-the-mom-on-her-diet\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Keeping the mom on her diet<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21],"tags":[110],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2241"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2243,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241\/revisions\/2243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}