Someday I will make a movie for MySpace: Gracie Chews. <\/p>\n
The vet sold me a pack of chew strips designed for 100-lb. dogs. My 32-lb. Gracie polished off her strip in 2 hours of an athletic non-stop chewing marathon. My jaws ached, just watching. E<\/p>\n
Evidently hers did too, since she soon fell asleep, still guarding
what was left of her chewy.<\/p>\n
“Chew strips are expensive,” the vet warned. “A lot cheaper than my favorite hat,” I said. “Or socks. Or (Gracie’s latest) a pillow. With cotton all over the house.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Someday I will make a movie for MySpace: Gracie Chews. The vet sold me a pack of chew strips designed for 100-lb. dogs. My 32-lb. Gracie polished off her strip in 2 hours of an athletic non-stop chewing marathon. My jaws ached, just watching. E Evidently hers did too, since she soon fell asleep, still … Continue reading Gracie the Chewing Champ<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}