As the resident dog, one of my official roles is driving my owner nuts. I excel in this area.<\/p>\n
Since we moved I have demonstrated a new skill that dogs are not supposed to have. When we go for walks, I sometimes stop on the way back. I refuse to budge. <\/p>\n
Peo0ple laugh at my mom. “Dog doesn’t want to move,” they say. <\/p>\n
My mom gets so embarrassed. “Keesha never did this,” she sighs.Never mind that Keesha was 10 pounds heavier, three times as fuzzy and a different breed altogether.<\/p>\n
My mom noticed that I tend to do this when we’re coming back after a walk just before she goes out. I am destined for some serious crate time and there’s no reason to rush back. <\/p>\n
“How do you know?” my mom asks. “Maybe I change my clothes just before we walk. Or I fill your water dish.” So she doesn’t change her clothes or fill my water dish till we return. No dice. I still know.<\/p>\n
My mom’s pretty smart about most things. She keeps trying to figure out how I know what’s happening. <\/p>\n
I am not going to tell. A lady needs to keep her secrets. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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