{"id":2146,"date":"2010-12-09T16:10:46","date_gmt":"2010-12-10T00:10:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=2146"},"modified":"2010-12-09T16:10:46","modified_gmt":"2010-12-10T00:10:46","slug":"the-crate-is-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/dog-owner\/the-crate-is-back\/","title":{"rendered":"The crate is back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I guess my mom can relax a little more when I go out. The folks at dog.com sent us a new door for my crate, with a latch that closes nice and tight. I can feel secure!<\/p>\n<p>My mom managed to unwrap the package. Then she looked at the old door.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How the [blank] do I get this thing off?&#8221; she wondered. &#8220;Maybe I can bribe your Aunt Sara to help. And your Uncle Lance may be stopping by too.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Fortunately my mom was out this morning when my Aunt Sara came to pick me up. When Cathy returned, she first thought I had escaped. The door was open and I was gone. Then she realized Aunt Sara had come a little early..and the new door was on the crate!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I guess you know by now,&#8221; Mom said ruefully when Aunt Sara dropped me off this afternoon. &#8220;I&#8217;m totally challenged mechanically.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I figured I might as well get that door on,&#8221; Aunt Sara said tactfully.<\/p>\n<p>My mom wants you to know it&#8217;s not age. Just the opposite. She&#8217;s much more dexterous now than she ever was.  Now she knows what a Phillips screwdriver is, although I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;d want to watch her try to use one. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I guess my mom can relax a little more when I go out. The folks at dog.com sent us a new door for my crate, with a latch that closes nice and tight. I can feel secure! My mom managed to unwrap the package. Then she looked at the old door. &#8220;How the [blank] &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/dog-owner\/the-crate-is-back\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The crate is back<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[39,43,21],"tags":[243],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2146"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2146"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2146\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2147,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2146\/revisions\/2147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}