{"id":2130,"date":"2010-11-29T22:30:01","date_gmt":"2010-11-30T06:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=2130"},"modified":"2010-12-07T13:44:45","modified_gmt":"2010-12-07T21:44:45","slug":"dog-crate-needs-repair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/dog-crate-needs-repair\/","title":{"rendered":"Dog Crate Needs Repair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"dog crate \" src=\"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/images-2\/graciescrate.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"275\" height=\"276\" \/>Here&#8217;s a photo of my crate, also known as my castle. I have to stay there when my mom goes out even for a few minutes.<\/p>\n<p>When I realize my mom has gone, I stand by the door and wait anxiously. If I&#8217;m left alone for hours, who knows what I&#8217;ll do? So I spend LOTS of time in the crate.<\/p>\n<p>The fastener on my crate has broken. My mom has to prop it shut when she goes out. She&#8217;s very nervous about leaving me alone in a crate that won&#8217;t close properly.<\/p>\n<p>She ordered a new crate door from dog.com. She was astounded that someone could own that domain name, she said. &#8220;They must have bought in back in the Dark Ages.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p> I heard her on the phone with them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can you hurry the order? Yes, I&#8217;ll pay extra for UPS shipping. You see, this is a dog who can&#8217;t be left alone &#8211; ever.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh no. Not again.<\/p>\n<p>But my ears perked up when she said, &#8220;A sale on a dog blanket? That&#8217;s a reasonable price. A nice fuzzy fleece? Hmm&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ah, that sounds delightful! So soft and warm. I started getting visions of curling up on the soft warm blanket&#8230;maybe nibbling a little piece of wool here and there&#8230;feeling the fleece tickling my tummy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But then my mom said reluctantly, &#8220;I&#8217;m afraid Gracie will just chew it up. She chewed a blanket into tiny pieces. I can&#8217;t even leave a blanket in her crate anymore.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She read my mind. I bet fleece blankets taste delicious!<\/p>\n<p>Oh well. I&#8217;ve still got my old dog cushion on my mom&#8217;s bed. I inherited a few dog beds from Mom&#8217;s first dog, the sainted Keesha. They&#8217;re tough. Even my determined little teeth can&#8217;t destroy them.<\/p>\n<p>Life could be worse, although I wish my mom would stop telling the whole world about me. People will get the wrong idea. I&#8217;m actually a member of royalty who deserves the utmost respect.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a photo of my crate, also known as my castle. I have to stay there when my mom goes out even for a few minutes. When I realize my mom has gone, I stand by the door and wait anxiously. If I&#8217;m left alone for hours, who knows what I&#8217;ll do? So I spend &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/dog-crate-needs-repair\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dog Crate Needs Repair<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[110],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2130"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2130"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2145,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2130\/revisions\/2145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}