{"id":2074,"date":"2010-10-26T21:14:47","date_gmt":"2010-10-27T05:14:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=2074"},"modified":"2010-10-26T21:14:47","modified_gmt":"2010-10-27T05:14:47","slug":"naked-dog-ignores-doggie-fashion-show-in-dog-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/naked-dog-ignores-doggie-fashion-show-in-dog-park\/","title":{"rendered":"Naked Dog Ignores Doggie Fashion Show In Dog Park"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"dogsToday we’re back to a cold rainy winter in Seattle. My mom took me here for a few minutes in hopes I’ll Do My Business fast so she can go off to the gym.<\/p>\n

As you can see, I’m getting a little distracted. And I’m ignoring the dogs dressed in green raincoats that match their owner’s.<\/p>\n

“Ooh, they are so adorable,” my mom gushed. “I just have to take their pictures.”<\/p>\n

Who cares? While she’s busy with the camera phone, she doesn’t notice I’m jumping…something I am strictly forbidden to do.<\/p>\n

Do you notice I’m naked? Will I get a cute raincoat?<\/p>\n

“Gracie, you’ll notice I’ve been wearing this coat for years,” my mom says. “I know I’m fashion-challenged. I can’t have a dog that looks more glamorous than I do.”<\/p>\n

Why not? I already steal the show. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today we’re back to a cold rainy winter in Seattle. My mom took me here for a few minutes in hopes I’ll Do My Business fast so she can go off to the gym. As you can see, I’m getting a little distracted. And I’m ignoring the dogs dressed in green raincoats that match their … Continue reading Naked Dog Ignores Doggie Fashion Show In Dog Park<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2074"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2076,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074\/revisions\/2076"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}