{"id":1916,"date":"2010-07-06T07:46:18","date_gmt":"2010-07-06T15:46:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=1916"},"modified":"2010-07-06T07:46:24","modified_gmt":"2010-07-06T15:46:24","slug":"finally-caught-up-on-our-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/finally-caught-up-on-our-sleep\/","title":{"rendered":"Finally caught up on our sleep&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Moving is exhausting,&#8221; the mom said. But finally last night we all got caught up on our sleep. My mom inherited a big new queen-size bed from the people who used to live here. It&#8217;s SO comfortable and there&#8217;s lots of room for everyone. Of course I take up most of the space. Ophelia takes up a lot of room too but my mom Cathy said, &#8220;No more snide remarks about Ophelia&#8217;s weight The poor thing just had dental surgery.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That was a week ago. Mom. Ophelia&#8217;s eating everything in sight and then some.<\/p>\n<p>My mom also made a startling discovery when she unpacked her clothes. &#8220;So many dress suits! I used to wear suits all the time. Might as well give them away, especially since I can&#8217;t wear shoes except running shoes and Birkenstocks.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Then she counted up her t-shirts. We&#8217;ve said this before. If whoever dies with the most t-shirts wins, my mom is the Grand Champion. She put some in the box for Goodwill. I&#8217;m nudging her to add a few more.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m not exactly home free. We counted up my bandannas. &#8220;Maybe you can share with some other dogs?&#8221; the mom said.<\/p>\n<p>Fine with me. I don&#8217;t wear a coat in winter. I ride the bus naked &#8211; just the required collar and tags. Nobody notices.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Moving is exhausting,&#8221; the mom said. But finally last night we all got caught up on our sleep. My mom inherited a big new queen-size bed from the people who used to live here. It&#8217;s SO comfortable and there&#8217;s lots of room for everyone. Of course I take up most of the space. Ophelia takes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/finally-caught-up-on-our-sleep\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Finally caught up on our sleep&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,43,235],"tags":[110],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1916"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1918,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916\/revisions\/1918"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}