{"id":1767,"date":"2010-04-21T07:40:20","date_gmt":"2010-04-21T15:40:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=1767"},"modified":"2010-04-21T07:40:44","modified_gmt":"2010-04-21T15:40:44","slug":"taking-time-offour-dress-for-un-success-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/taking-time-offour-dress-for-un-success-way\/","title":{"rendered":"Taking Time Off&#8230;Our &#8220;Dress for Un-Success&#8221; Way"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/images-2\/wseattlecute.gif\" title=\"visiting the west seattle dog park\" class=\"alignright\" width=\"175\" height=\"205\" hspace=\"15\" vspace=\"15\"  \/>My mom keeps bemoaning the fact that she will never be glamorous or gorgeous. She can&#8217;t walk across the room in most dress shoes. She&#8217;s seriously thinking of giving away most of her clothes when we move. She will keep just one emergency dress-up outfit and decline all invitations to anything where she can&#8217;t wear shorts, jeans or sweats. That&#8217;s my mom&#8217;s idea of going to heaven before she dies: never having to dress up again. <\/p>\n<p>Last Sunday fit our description of &#8220;perfect way to take time off.&#8221; First my mom went to the gym where she did some Pilates and worked on her biceps. She likes <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fitmonkey.net\">George Sommerrock&#8217;s classes<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Then we got on the bus and headed out to West Seattle to see my Uncle Lance. He&#8217; s my mom&#8217;s mysterious friend who refuses to let us use his real name&#8230;even his first name. My mom has a feeling we get invited just because of me. When my Uncle Lance gets his own dog, I will be invited to come over and play&#8230;and oh yes, my mom can tag along too. <\/p>\n<p>My mom bought a couple of things at the Farmers Market (I had to stay outside and get fussed over). Then we went to the dog park. By then I was pretty tired but I managed to run around the grass and  trees. It&#8217;s a great park: the real deal. No wood chips or cement with a fence. My mom suspects I used to be a country dog but I&#8217;m not telling. Like Uncle Lance, I guard my privacy. <\/p>\n<p>Shortly after taking this photo, my Uncle Lance bundled us into his car to drive us home. He knows my mom&#8217;s navigation skills and sense of direction would get us home by way of Spokane. Even when he&#8217;s got GPS, she jinxes our journeys. We always get lost.   No exception today. <\/p>\n<p>We detoured about ten miles south. Ddon&#8217;t ask me how -I was stuffed in the back seat. Uncle Lance&#8217;s car is built like a space ship with doors that open and close. I have to jump in fast and get out of the way. Anyway, my mom said, we got a gorgeous view of Mount Rainier up close, just like a post card. I wouldn&#8217;t know. I was sound asleep by the time we left the park. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom keeps bemoaning the fact that she will never be glamorous or gorgeous. She can&#8217;t walk across the room in most dress shoes. She&#8217;s seriously thinking of giving away most of her clothes when we move. She will keep just one emergency dress-up outfit and decline all invitations to anything where she can&#8217;t wear &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/taking-time-offour-dress-for-un-success-way\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Taking Time Off&#8230;Our &#8220;Dress for Un-Success&#8221; Way<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,48],"tags":[248,110],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1767"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1773,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767\/revisions\/1773"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}