{"id":1754,"date":"2010-04-15T16:48:58","date_gmt":"2010-04-16T00:48:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=1754"},"modified":"2010-04-19T08:30:51","modified_gmt":"2010-04-19T16:30:51","slug":"dogs-dont-do-real-estate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/dogs-dont-do-real-estate\/","title":{"rendered":"Dogs don’t do real estate,,,"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thank goodness! I have a small castle known as The Crate. I have a few vacation homes, otherwise known as dog beds. I also take over the cat bed since Ophelia has usurped my spot on the couch. That’s as far as we go.<\/p>\n

My mom, on the other hand, seems determined to get herself into a condo. I had to listen to her swearing over the paperwork (which wasn’t too bad, thanks to her awesome dog-loving real esetate agent Sarah Odegaard). And I had to go along for the inspection. The inspectors immediately recognized my role.<\/p>\n

“She gets to decide where you live,” they said seriously.<\/p>\n

My mom went out for coffee with Sarah while they gave the place the once-over. It was a nice day, although a little warm. They had to sit outside because coffee shops don’t take dogs anymore. All this fresh air was too much. We were exhausted the next day.<\/p>\n

My mom has started thinking about hiring a mover. “We’re very close,” she told me. “She muttered something about title and negotiating on items to be fixed. Fixed? You lost me there, mom.<\/p>\n

We’re getting rid of a lot of stuff so the movers wll have a lighter load. I’m nominating a new home for our housemate, Ophelia. Mom put her on a diet but it’s not working. At this rate we will need to rent a whole truck just for her.
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