{"id":167,"date":"2008-12-14T23:45:51","date_gmt":"2008-12-15T07:45:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/mom-is-a-snow-phobe\/"},"modified":"2008-12-14T23:45:51","modified_gmt":"2008-12-15T07:45:51","slug":"mom-is-a-snow-phobe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/mom-is-a-snow-phobe\/","title":{"rendered":"Mom is a snow-phobe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday evening my mom came home from the symphony, humming bits of Tchaikovsky&#8217;s 1st Symphony. Winter Dreams.<\/p>\n<p>No, I didn&#8217;t recognize the tune. I am a dog, remember? She told me and the cats all about her latest musical adventure.<\/p>\n<p>But then she took me out for my Late Night Walk. Winter Dreams? More like a Bad Dream. We were attacked by big fat wet snowflakes. And my mom was freezing, even in her parka with two sweaters. We walked half a block and Mom said, &#8220;Gracie, we aren&#8217;t going anywhere.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>OK, I have to admit it. I took care of business with haste and led the trek back to our apartment.<\/p>\n<p>This morning all the buses were screwed up on account of snow. Mom was late getting to the gym and dropping me off at the<a href=\"http:\/\/www.downtowndoglounge.com\/\" title=\"dog lounge seattle\"> Dog Lounge.<\/a>  She was irked.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t care.  I spent an hour playing with the other dogs. Then I moved up front and helped my Big Sister Summer run the front desk. My job is to entertain everybody and pose for PR photos. It&#8217;s a tough life.<\/p>\n<p>Summer sent my mom home with 2 sample packets of my favorite treats. Thank goodness. Since my mom went on her new diet, she&#8217;s been watching mine a little too enthusiastically.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday evening my mom came home from the symphony, humming bits of Tchaikovsky&#8217;s 1st Symphony. Winter Dreams. No, I didn&#8217;t recognize the tune. I am a dog, remember? She told me and the cats all about her latest musical adventure. But then she took me out for my Late Night Walk. Winter Dreams? More like &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/mom-is-a-snow-phobe\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mom is a snow-phobe<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,27],"tags":[243,110,227,226],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}