{"id":166,"date":"2008-12-10T18:21:01","date_gmt":"2008-12-11T02:21:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/who-says-crates-are-bad\/"},"modified":"2008-12-23T18:48:44","modified_gmt":"2008-12-24T02:48:44","slug":"who-says-crates-are-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/who-says-crates-are-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Says Crates Are Bad?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love my crate!<\/p>\n<p>Which is good, because last night my mom got exasperated with me. I was curled up at the foot of her bed as usual and I was getting restless. So I was licking my paws and other parts of my anatomy that a lady should never discuss on her blog.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s enough!&#8221; my mom shrieked as I woke her up from a terrific dream she was having. &#8220;It&#8217;s the crate for you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Uh oh. What did I do? Since when is scratching an itch considered a major crime?<\/p>\n<p>But Mom tossed in my kong toy with a nice big chunk of peanut butter. Ah&#8230;.who cares about the bed anyway? I can protect the household while I slurp.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love my crate! Which is good, because last night my mom got exasperated with me. I was curled up at the foot of her bed as usual and I was getting restless. So I was licking my paws and other parts of my anatomy that a lady should never discuss on her blog. &#8220;That&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/who-says-crates-are-bad\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Who Says Crates Are Bad?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[5,185],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}