{"id":1659,"date":"2010-03-02T13:29:41","date_gmt":"2010-03-02T21:29:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=1659"},"modified":"2010-03-05T13:35:48","modified_gmt":"2010-03-05T21:35:48","slug":"and-nowdog-wins-todays-battle-of-the-couch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/and-nowdog-wins-todays-battle-of-the-couch\/","title":{"rendered":"And now…Dog wins today’s battle of the couch"},"content":{"rendered":"

A\"\"nd now its’s my turn! <\/p>\n

I grabbed the cushion and took over. Notice how i’m stretching as far as I can. <\/p>\n

Well Ophelia’s not exactly tiny. She’s got her queen-sized self right next to me. She’s not sleeping. She’s waiting for me to make a move so she can move back in. <\/p>\n

Alas, she’ll win. Soon my mom will say, “Gracie, time for a walk.” Then I’ll hop off the couch and my spot will be gone…till next time. <\/p>\n

My mom says it’s like waiting to grab your spot at the local coffee house. Sometimes you get the window table. Sometimes you don’t. No sympathy from her. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

And now its’s my turn! I grabbed the cushion and took over. Notice how i’m stretching as far as I can. Well Ophelia’s not exactly tiny. She’s got her queen-sized self right next to me. She’s not sleeping. She’s waiting for me to make a move so she can move back in. Alas, she’ll win. … Continue reading And now…Dog wins today’s battle of the couch<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1659"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1659"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1659\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1664,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1659\/revisions\/1664"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}