{"id":156,"date":"2008-11-04T18:50:51","date_gmt":"2008-11-04T18:50:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/advice-from-the-psychic-visitor\/"},"modified":"2008-11-05T18:54:03","modified_gmt":"2008-11-05T18:54:03","slug":"advice-from-the-psychic-visitor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/advice-from-the-psychic-visitor\/","title":{"rendered":"Advice from the Psychic Visitor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ellen is a party entertainer who works with tarot cards and astrology. My mom scoffs but she&#8217;s always eager to get Ellen&#8217;s celestial advice. She says Ellen is more businesswoman than reader. Ellen has amazing intuition, she says. She&#8217;s more like a natural psychic.<\/p>\n<p>So she asked Ellen to &#8220;read&#8221; the cats. And she was thrilled when Ellen said, &#8220;Ophelia wants affection. She needs more cuddling and patting.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So Mom took Ophelia into her lap immediately. Sure enough, Ophelia purred so loudly we could hear her clear across the room.<\/p>\n<p>But what about me? Ellen said I am a &#8220;spoiled canine.&#8221; Just because I tried to eat the tarot cards. Big deal.<\/p>\n<p>So much for psychic powers. I&#8217;m not spoiled. I just know a good dog mom when I see one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ellen is a party entertainer who works with tarot cards and astrology. My mom scoffs but she&#8217;s always eager to get Ellen&#8217;s celestial advice. She says Ellen is more businesswoman than reader. Ellen has amazing intuition, she says. She&#8217;s more like a natural psychic. So she asked Ellen to &#8220;read&#8221; the cats. And she was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/advice-from-the-psychic-visitor\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Advice from the Psychic Visitor<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,43],"tags":[101,100,215,214],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}