{"id":139,"date":"2008-10-01T07:42:50","date_gmt":"2008-10-01T07:42:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/dog-owner\/dog-park-attracts-weird-people\/"},"modified":"2008-10-07T20:29:28","modified_gmt":"2008-10-07T20:29:28","slug":"dog-park-attracts-weird-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/dog-owner\/dog-park-attracts-weird-people\/","title":{"rendered":"Dog park attracts weird people"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday we went to the dog park. The weather was nice and my mom wanted a break. So I got to take one too.<\/p>\n<p>I was kind of roaming around, looking for trouble and collecting lots of butt scratches from the humans. Not much was happening when we were there.<\/p>\n<p>Then a man came with a nice dog, just about the right size and temperament for me. I went over, following dog etiquette, and introduced myself with a friendly sniff. I said hello. I went into play posture. The other dog did too. We were on the same wavelength.<\/p>\n<p>Soon we were happily chasing each other. My mom walked over and told the dog&#8217;s owner, &#8220;They&#8217;re playing so well together. Isn&#8217;t that great?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>To her amazemenet, the other dog&#8217;s owner wasn&#8217;t happy.  &#8220;Keep your dog away from my dog,&#8221; he snarled, snapping on a leash.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Huh?&#8221; my mom said. &#8220;This is a dog park. If you bring your dog here, other dogs will play.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The man huffily took his dog out of the park.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Weird,&#8221; was the consensus among the humans&#8230;and me too. We were having fun! That poor dog needs some playtime.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Some people shouldn&#8217;t own dogs,&#8221; said the owner of a brown dog of unknown breed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I agree,&#8221; my mom shuddered.<\/p>\n<p>Me too. Sometimes I wonder:\u00a0 If I&#8217;d waited longer, would I have had a better owner? Maybe Bill Gates would have come along and adopted me.<\/p>\n<p>But on days like today, I realize things ccould be a lot worse. Almost every day I get to visit the dog park or the dog lounge. I get to play with anybody I want.<\/p>\n<p>I bet that dog would trade places with me anytime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday we went to the dog park. The weather was nice and my mom wanted a break. So I got to take one too. I was kind of roaming around, looking for trouble and collecting lots of butt scratches from the humans. Not much was happening when we were there. Then a man came with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/dog-owner\/dog-park-attracts-weird-people\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dog park attracts weird people<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21,48],"tags":[112,248],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}