{"id":1225,"date":"2009-11-18T08:42:23","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T16:42:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=1225"},"modified":"2009-11-22T09:37:13","modified_gmt":"2009-11-22T17:37:13","slug":"cat-fact-does-not-apply-to-our-housemate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/cat-fact-does-not-apply-to-our-housemate\/","title":{"rendered":"One Fact Not Worth Knowing About OUR Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mom just came across this article: <a href=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\/comics\/cat_know\">17 Things Worth Knowing About Cats<\/a>. <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/images-2\/aug09opheliasofa.gif\" alt=\"cat sleeping on sofa\"  align=\"right\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"6\"\/><\/p>\n<p>The article said a cat can run up to 30 miles per hour. That&#8217;s an <em>ordinary house cat<\/em>, they said.<\/p>\n<p>Whoever wrote that article has not met our Ophelia. However, I admit Ophelia can move pretty fast when Creampuff is chasing her. <\/p>\n<p>ONE thing worth knowing about dogs. We are superior to cats. And we love to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>Two things? I am a dog. Who says I can count? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom just came across this article: 17 Things Worth Knowing About Cats. The article said a cat can run up to 30 miles per hour. That&#8217;s an ordinary house cat, they said. Whoever wrote that article has not met our Ophelia. However, I admit Ophelia can move pretty fast when Creampuff is chasing her. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/cat-fact-does-not-apply-to-our-housemate\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">One Fact Not Worth Knowing About OUR Cat<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,39,27,84],"tags":[101],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1225"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1225"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1282,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1225\/revisions\/1282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}