{"id":121,"date":"2008-08-21T16:56:30","date_gmt":"2008-08-21T16:56:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/so-i-sneezedbig-deal\/"},"modified":"2008-08-21T16:56:30","modified_gmt":"2008-08-21T16:56:30","slug":"so-i-sneezedbig-deal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/so-i-sneezedbig-deal\/","title":{"rendered":"So I sneezed&#8230;big deal."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday morning my mom woke up to the sound of me sneezing&#8230;and sneezing. I went on for about five minutes. Then my mom gave up and took me out for my morning walk. As soon as we got outside, I stopped sneezing.<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/images-2\/dognotsick.gif\" alt=\"dog and dog owner\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"2\" vspace=\"2\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Cathy went into her &#8220;mom on overdrive&#8221; mode. She called our vet and asked for our favorite tech, Malari. (We love all the techs but Malari has helped my mom out a lot so she feels like an old friend. Besides, we like her tattoos.)<\/p>\n<p>Malari assured us, &#8220;If she stopped sneezing it&#8217;s probably no big deal. Maybe she just got some dust in her nose.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In our house? Dust? With 2 cats, a dog and a temperamental vacuum cleaner?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But her nose feels warm!&#8221; my mom said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Old wives tale. Means nothing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Malari. The last thing I need is another session of prod-and-poke at the vet. I&#8217;d rather go play some games at the Dog Lounge again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday morning my mom woke up to the sound of me sneezing&#8230;and sneezing. I went on for about five minutes. Then my mom gave up and took me out for my morning walk. As soon as we got outside, I stopped sneezing. Cathy went into her &#8220;mom on overdrive&#8221; mode. She called our vet and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/so-i-sneezedbig-deal\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">So I sneezed&#8230;big deal.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}