{"id":107,"date":"2008-07-27T17:10:09","date_gmt":"2008-07-27T17:10:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/dog-to-mom-youve-lost-your-mind\/"},"modified":"2008-07-27T17:10:09","modified_gmt":"2008-07-27T17:10:09","slug":"dog-to-mom-youve-lost-your-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/dog-to-mom-youve-lost-your-mind\/","title":{"rendered":"Dog to Mom: “You’ve lost your mind…”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mom seems to think our calico housemate Creampuff is lonely. “She needs a cat friend,” she says.<\/p>\n

I <\/em>think Creampuff is ditzy. “She needs an IQ boost,” I say.\"fat<\/p>\n

But who listens to a dog? Mom fell in love with this kitty at the Seattle Animal Shelter.<\/p>\n

There’s her mug shot on the right..<\/p>\n

“Meets my specifications,” Cathy says. “Already spayed and declawed. Over 5 years old. Gets along with other animals. Mellow.”<\/p>\n

“Read the fine print,” I say. “Overweight. Needs grooming. Spent 30 days in a cage so probably has some issues.”<\/p>\n

“Ophelia. A beautiful name,” Cathy’s neighbors said.<\/p>\n

“Ophelia? Not for a cat. What about Furball or Fatso?” Cathy said.<\/p>\n

For once we are in agreement. But I have a feeling there’s a Fat Furball in our future.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mom seems to think our calico housemate Creampuff is lonely. “She needs a cat friend,” she says. I think Creampuff is ditzy. “She needs an IQ boost,” I say. But who listens to a dog? Mom fell in love with this kitty at the Seattle Animal Shelter. There’s her mug shot on the right.. “Meets … Continue reading Dog to Mom: “You’ve lost your mind…”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,84],"tags":[101,100,158],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}