{"id":1020,"date":"2009-09-15T15:56:18","date_gmt":"2009-09-15T23:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=1020"},"modified":"2009-09-15T15:56:27","modified_gmt":"2009-09-15T23:56:27","slug":"not-a-great-day-for-a-dog-to-the-vet-for-a-dental-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/not-a-great-day-for-a-dog-to-the-vet-for-a-dental-service\/","title":{"rendered":"Not a great day for a Dog: To the vet for a dental service"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was not a great day for my life as a dog. First of all, my mom hid the cat food last night and didn&#8217;t give me any breakfast. She put me in my crate first thing this morning, right after our walk.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Gracie, you can&#8217;t eat anything today. Not even a crumb,&#8221; she said sternly. So there I was in my crate, without even a full dish of water. And definitely no peanut buttter.<\/p>\n<p>Things only got worse. When Mom finally took me out from my crate, we hustled over to the bus stop. I couldn&#8217;t even stop to sniff. &#8220;Is that food you&#8217;re eating?&#8221; Mom said suspiciously. Guilty with an explanation. I&#8217;m starved.<\/p>\n<p>Then we go to the vet&#8217;s office. I&#8217;ve been there many times and they&#8217;re always so nice! Not today.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can we get a weight on Gracie?&#8221; the receptionist asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh no,&#8221; my mom said. &#8220;Gracie&#8217;s gained a few pounds, hasn&#8217;t she? Let&#8217;s try again&#8230;nope, same result.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So that nice tech Rick grabs my leash. Usually I&#8217;m ready to go anywhere with anyone, but not today. Something doesn&#8217;t feel right. My mom says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll go with you.&#8221; She watches as Rick shows me a nice big cage. Uh-uh. Cage? Am I back in the pound?<\/p>\n<p>Then they stick some needles in me. Ouch. And then I go into a nice big nap.<\/p>\n<p>Things get better after I wake up. My Aunt Sara comes to take me home. I love Aunt Sara. I try not to listen when she tells my mom, &#8220;See this diagram? This is where Gracie&#8217;s teeth need to be brushed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;By me?&#8221; my mom says, eyeing my new shiny teeth.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not so bad,&#8221; Aunt Sara says. &#8220;Just some gauze and doggie toothpaste &#8212; &#8220;<\/p>\n<p>I had to take immediate action to stall this conversation. Sure enough, I soon heard a shout: &#8220;Gracie, out of the cat food!&#8221; my mom yelled.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m bak on the couch, looking tired. Ophelia is sleeping on the back of the couch so I won&#8217;t feel lonely and of course mom is there with her laptop. It&#8217;s good to be home. And my mom is delighted. Apparently my blood work was &#8220;amazingly good.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All that healthy dog food,&#8221; she says.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe. But being a mixed breed dog, with royal lineage, doesn&#8217;t hurt either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was not a great day for my life as a dog. First of all, my mom hid the cat food last night and didn&#8217;t give me any breakfast. She put me in my crate first thing this morning, right after our walk. &#8220;Gracie, you can&#8217;t eat anything today. Not even a crumb,&#8221; she said &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/not-a-great-day-for-a-dog-to-the-vet-for-a-dental-service\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Not a great day for a Dog: To the vet for a dental service<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1020"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1024,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020\/revisions\/1024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}