{"id":100,"date":"2008-07-09T02:12:12","date_gmt":"2008-07-09T02:12:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/dog-tired\/"},"modified":"2008-07-09T02:12:12","modified_gmt":"2008-07-09T02:12:12","slug":"dog-tired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/dog-tired\/","title":{"rendered":"Dog Tired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mom Cathy is getting frustrated with her caregiving role. She says, &#8220;Tiger bounces around just like old times. She just won&#8217;t eat enough. She&#8217;s so thin and dehydrated.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not bouncing anywhere. Yesterday we went to the dog park. I stopped for a chat and a butt scratch from some friendly folks. Cathy was not amused. &#8220;You&#8217;re here for exercise!&#8221; she said.<\/p>\n<p>So I ran around so she could catch up on her conversations with the regulars. And then we walked part way home. I am still tired. My mom is too but she will never admit it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I refuse to say I&#8217;m getting older,&#8221; she says. &#8220;Sunday and Monday I had two tough exercises classes in a row&#8230;all weights and barbells. Who wouldn&#8217;t be a little&#8230;um&#8230;well, not bouncy?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hey mom, I&#8217;ll jump right in (but not literally). I&#8217;ll be six in October and I&#8217;m no puppy any more.<\/p>\n<p>Our big mystery: how does that tough old tabby cat jump on to the kitchen counter? She may be on her last paws, but like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.donmarquis.com\/archy\/\" title=\"archy and mehitabel\">Mehitabel<\/a>, there&#8217;s life in the old dame yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom Cathy is getting frustrated with her caregiving role. She says, &#8220;Tiger bounces around just like old times. She just won&#8217;t eat enough. She&#8217;s so thin and dehydrated.&#8221; I&#8217;m not bouncing anywhere. Yesterday we went to the dog park. I stopped for a chat and a butt scratch from some friendly folks. Cathy was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/dog-tired\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dog Tired<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,48],"tags":[118,101,100,148],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}