{"id":579,"date":"2009-04-28T16:00:54","date_gmt":"2009-04-29T00:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=579"},"modified":"2009-04-29T16:01:41","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T00:01:41","slug":"cat-does-not-fit-on-small-cushion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/cat-does-not-fit-on-small-cushion\/","title":{"rendered":"Cat does not fit on small cushion"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ophelia is trying to get into the “Think Small” spirit, but she just doesn’t fit. Here’s a picture of Ophelia sitting on one of Tiger’s old cat cushions. \"\"<\/p>\n

“She’s so cute!” my mom says, snapping her picture.<\/p>\n

“She’s so BIG,” I say. “Even her picture is bigger than mine.”<\/p>\n

Sure enough, my mom tried to pick up Ophelia.<\/p>\n

“Still a fat kitty,” she said. “At least I don’t have to chase around after her, trying to shove food down her throat.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ophelia is trying to get into the “Think Small” spirit, but she just doesn’t fit. Here’s a picture of Ophelia sitting on one of Tiger’s old cat cushions. “She’s so cute!” my mom says, snapping her picture. “She’s so BIG,” I say. “Even her picture is bigger than mine.” Sure enough, my mom tried to … Continue reading Cat does not fit on small cushion<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=579"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":583,"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions\/583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}