{"id":1613,"date":"2010-02-17T08:01:19","date_gmt":"2010-02-17T16:01:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/?p=1613"},"modified":"2014-09-14T10:08:30","modified_gmt":"2014-09-14T18:08:30","slug":"and-a-one-and-a-twodog-owner-seeks-new-adventure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/and-a-one-and-a-twodog-owner-seeks-new-adventure\/","title":{"rendered":"And a ONE and a TWO&#8230;Dog Owner Seeks New Adventure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"dog owner and dance\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/images-2\/dancepic.gif\" width=\"75\" height=\"125\" \/>My mom goes in stages in her life. As the resident dog, I get to observe from a safe distance, mostly my crate, because her enthusiasms take her out of the house more often.<\/p>\n<p>Last year my mom got into fitness in a big way. Declaring the Year of the Body, she went to all kinds of weight lifting classes.\u00a0 This year she found a trainer who taught her to be fit without all the weight lifting and anyway, her schedule is too crazy for classes.<\/p>\n<p>So this year my mom declared the Year of Creativity or (more realistically)\u00a0 doing things for which she has no talent.\u00a0 As a dog, I feel\u00a0 it&#8217;s not my place to comment on the vast number of things my owner is not good at. I&#8217;m just happy she has marketable skills so we are never short of funds for\u00a0 crunchies and dog walks.<\/p>\n<p>But the mom is determined to expand her horizons. In the fall she took up pottery. If you look in earlier posts in the &#8220;Pottery&#8221; category, you will see she is not going to be one of those aging potters who celebrates her eightieth birthday with a new designer vase. And just before Christmas she stopped by the gym one night and walked into a hip-hop class. She was hooked. Fortunately, I am not allowed in the gym, so I am not forced to watch her try to be coordinated, the way I have been roped (literally) into weekends at the pottery studio.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not very fast or furious,&#8221; she assures me. &#8220;It&#8217;s a workout class. The instructor offers three versions of everything: easy, realistic and impossible.\u00a0 We have to learn combinations and move to music. That&#8217;s supposed to be good for my aging brain.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, right. My mom&#8217;s brain seems to be just fine when it comes to seeing through my repertoire of treat-seeking ploys.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m getting better,&#8221; she told me last night as she fed me a late night snack of well-cooked rice (see previous post &#8211; let&#8217;s not go there). &#8220;At first I kept getting lost and now I can almost follow when she teaches us a new set of eight counts. And we can improvise. We&#8217;re not trying out for Chorus Line, after all.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not hardly.\u00a0 As we went on our evening walk, my mom was humming, &#8220;And a 5, 6, 7, 8 &#8230; and turn to the RIGHT!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Whatever you say, mom. As a dog, I&#8217;d vote for, &#8220;And a 1, 2, 3, 4&#8230; and turn to the FOOD.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom goes in stages in her life. As the resident dog, I get to observe from a safe distance, mostly my crate, because her enthusiasms take her out of the house more often. Last year my mom got into fitness in a big way. Declaring the Year of the Body, she went to all &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/a-dogs-life\/and-a-one-and-a-twodog-owner-seeks-new-adventure\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">And a ONE and a TWO&#8230;Dog Owner Seeks New Adventure<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1613"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1613"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2828,"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1613\/revisions\/2828"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/midlifedog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}