Yesterday Cathy dropped me off at the Dog Lounge for a bath. 
Thank goodness…I was beginning to feel itchy.
Don’t tell anyone but I go to the groomer more than she goes to the hairdresser. “More bang for the buck,” my mom says. “Gracie looks gorgeous after her grooming session. I look…marginally improved.”
I’m not saying a word and if I were you, I wouldn’t either.
Here I am right after my bath with Terri, the trainer who’s trying to teach me some manners. When she says “No,” I listen. If she weren’t so nice…
And here’s Summer, who gave me my wonderful bath, 
trying to figure out what to charge Cathy. I should get a discount because I’m such a good advertisement for the place.
I suspect the staff thinks Cathy should pay a surcharge. When she picks me up, she asks a dozen times, “How was Gracie? Was she a good dog? Everything okay? Did she get to exercise? Will she be good and tired when we get home?”
My mom needs to get a life. But at least she makes sure I have a good one.
