My mom wanted a picture with the water. So as we were leaving, she got Jake to take a picture of her with Scott, the club president. Scott looks happy because he’s getting married in a couple of weeks. My mom looks a little uptight because she’s within a mile of a camera. Even though she wanted this picture, she told me, “I belong in the Guinness Book of World Records for Least Photogenic Person on the Planet.”
I don’t know what she’s talking about. Guinness? Records? Planet? But I do know she was never born to be a model.
I, on the other hand…